Happy Tibetan New Year

Me: What did you do for New Year's?
Student: Oh, you know, we just went to the temple and prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed.
Me: Is that all?
Student: Well, then we ate a snack, and then at the monk's house we played Wii and X-Box.
Me: The monk has a Wii and X-Box? I didn't know Tibetan monks played video games.
Student: Well, duh.

4-year-old girl: I have juice.
Me: What kind of juice do you have there?
Girl: Apple.
Me: Is it good?
Girl: There sure are a lot of white ladies here.